A conversation.
While driving.
#2: This is Alicia Keys
Me: Yes, it is. She's outstanding.
#2: She's known for two things, did you know that?
Me: Yes I did
#2: One of them is her bass. Heavy bass in everything she does. Did you know that?
Me: Yes, I did.
#2: What else?
Me: She's a great piano player
#2: It's called a pianist
Me: She's not a penis!
#2: MOM!!!...I said PEE-A-NIST...
Me: Guess I should get my hearing checked
#2: No, just figure out how to hear
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