Pssstttttt!!!

I've got a puppy blog, complete with pictures, coming real soooon!!! You will absolutely fall in love...

I also have a ton to say, but, as usual, have to put it into words. Words that will not offend. Words that will not incriminate the guilty. Words that won't make the innocent appear guilty. Words that will make you laugh. Words that will make you cry (oh the heartbreak!!!) Oh yes, I have words!

But most importantly of all, I have words that I will need to find new words for, so my Dad doesn't call me up and say "Uhhmmmm, y'know.... I'd prefer it if you didn't use that kind of language in your blog. I mean, I know it's your call and all, but really, please don't. Thanks very much."

I've got my challenges ahead of me.

Yes, yes I do. Pleasing the masses (or my Dad in this case), yeah, might be a little tough to do.

Thanks Dad!

I feel a serious case of self-induced writer's block coming on....

Soooo... I'm off to find one of the fourteen Thesauruses' that are laying around the house. Because, well, you know, there are ways to gloss over and make pretty what you really want to say. Besides that, we all know they aren't being used!

Ciao!

PS... stick around for the results of the bet I made with myself... tee hee hee... It's bound to be disappointing.