New Philosophy

After much deliberation and consideration, I've decided that these are the words that I shall live by:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely

in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -

Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO, What a Ride'

And then there's this:

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Okay, so I "borrowed" this from an email... it made me laugh out loud, which is exactly what I need right now.

You probably need to laugh too, so I shared it!

I know, I know.... I'm nice like that...

Ciao!