Conversation

Me: So, do we need to start buying you condoms?

#1Son: No, I got it covered.

SG: Really?

#1Son: Yep.

Me: Because if you need condoms, I'll go get them for you.

#1Son: You don't know what size.

Me: Uhmmm, I'm pretty sure I can figure it out.

#1Son: Don't think so....

Me: Uhmmm, yeah, I do.....

SG: Don't tell me we need to special order?

#1Son: Sure do.

SG: Don't think so....

Me: wow, here we go....battle of the penis...can my life possibly get any worse?

Edit to add: This was just a conversation. Don't be going and thinking that my son is sexually active, because he's not. We've instilled good solid beliefs in him and his relationship with the opposite sex. I only wanted to share some of the humourous things that we can find to talk about in this house with too much testosterone.