Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Note To Self

First of all, you never should've missed 3 weeks at the gym. Really, you shouldn't have. Maybe a few days, but really now, c'mon...3 weeks?

And furthermore, where do you get off thinking that you can just come back to the gym and pick up from where you left off? Same cardio, same weights.... Seriously now, who do you think you were kidding?

No wonder you had issues in the shower this morning. Did you honestly think that you could just reach up and lather your hair without any discomfort??? HA HA HA HA HA...You were wrong, weren't you? And then, you got to the office and had to do a little lifting...didn't you look like the weakling....too funny. Oh, and don't you even think about laughing! If anything, it will hurt those abs you didn't think you had. Yes, there are more of them now.

So go ahead, give it another shot tomorrow. We'll see how you survive this one.

Muuwwwhahahah!

Keep it up sweetheart and you won't be able to move by Friday.

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