You only get one

So, the phone rings at work today and its for me. It's SG.

Me: Hello there.

SG: Is this a mid-life crisis?

Me: I'm sorry? What?

SG: Am I having a mid life crisis?

Me: Yes, I do believe you are.

SG: Really? You think I'm having a mid-life crisis?

Me: Yeah, I do. And now that we've got what you wanted, your mid-life crisis can be over and it can be MY time to have a mid-life crisis.

SG: No, this isn't the mid-life crisis I wanted. I wanted a different mid-life crisis.

Me: Well you should've thought of that before we bought the cure for your mid-life crisis.

SG: Nooooo

Me: Yes

SG: But, but.... I wanted my mid-life crisis to be like a double garage that's just loaded with tools and stuff. That's what I wanted my mid-life crisis to be.

Me: Sorry, no can do. Your mid-life crisis is over. Finished. Complete. DONE!!!

SG: Shit



Talk about counting your puppies before they're born!!

My mid life crisis is coming. I just know it is. It has to. And my mid-life crisis will only be cured by one thing.

And once I figure out what it is, I will be sure to let you know!