The After School Phone Call

From #1Son

"Hi Mom, how's your day?"

"Fine, how is yours?"

"Okay, but we have a problem"

"What's that?"

"Well, you see, Dad's not home and we're locked out"

"Well, get the key from the hiding spot."

"We would, but THAT'S the problem"

"Why?"

"Well, there's a rat's nest in there, with rats in it."

"WHAT??????"

"Seriously Mom, there's a rat's nest in the barbeque. I can see the key but I'm not going in to get it."

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU...."

"Seriously, there is."

"Take a picture, I need proof if I'm ever to going to use that thing again."

"We'll see....maybe I'll take a picture. But what do we do until Dad gets home?"

"Go to the neighbours, I'm sure they'll let you rotten little shits in. They don't know you all that well."

Please, rest assured, any burgers you have at my house will not be grilled in a barbeque that once housed a rat's nest.

We'll buy a new one. Just kidding. There wasn't any rat's nest.

However, we've found a new hiding spot for the key. It's around their necks. It'll make it easier to strangle them later.